The First

The earth rotates around the sun, and the sun then rotates around the galaxy. Thus we move at a speed just over 800,000 km/h. The Galaxy is so large that it takes over 250 million years for our solar system to rotate around it. According to science modern humans have only been on earth for about 200,000 years. That means humanity is only .8% of the way through our first orbit. Therefore, I, Andrew Cockell am the first human being to ever to post a blog post from this exact location in the universe!

Woot!

thanks to dinosaur comics for starting this train of logic :D Props be where props are deserved.